Craziest Somerville Crime Stories of 2013, Part 1

Here's a roundup of some of the craziest, most bizarre and downright lewd Somerville crime stories of 2013.

A few of these stories contain adult content; others will make you scratch your head.

This is part one of the roundup. Check back with Somerville Patch for parts two and three.

So, without further ado, part one of Somerville's craziest crime stories from 2013:

Prosecutors: $770 Strip Club Bill Gets Somerville Man Arrested
A Somerville man allegedly refused to pay a $770 bill at Centerfolds, in downtown Boston, and then got belligerent.

NC17-Rated Body Cavity Possibly Used to Hide Drugs During Police Bust
When police raided a Pearl Street home, a Newton man allegedly hid baggies of heroin and cocaine in a Charlestown woman's "vaginal area."

Repeat Arrestee Finds Another Naughty Place to Hide Heroin, Says Report
Four days after the drug raid, the same Charlestown woman was arrested again, and this time she was accused of hiding heroin in her bra.

Man Drops Pants, Pees in Front of Davis Square Daycare Center, Says Report
Luckily, no children were in a classroom when a 50-year-old man allegedly stumbled up to a pillar outside the daycare center's window, dropped his pants below his knees and began urinating. When daycare center staff knocked on the window to get him to stop, he allegedly got startled, tried to pull his pants up, fell over and, in doing so, exposed his buttocks.

Somerville High School Prank Goes Wrong, Leads to Arrests
The prank involved cups, small balls, balloons and Somerville high school students wandering the halls of the school after midnight.

Man Smokes Pot In Front of Police Station, Gets Arrested, According to Report
A Somerville man walking around with a knife and baggies of marijuana was caught smoking a "roach" while walking by the police station in broad daylight, according to police. He was arrested.

Please remember that arrest information is supplied by the Somerville Police Department, and where charges are mentioned they do not indicate a conviction.