Craziest Somerville Crime Stories of 2012, Part 2
Here are some more of the oddest Somerville crime stories of 2012
Police: Man Urinates on Sidewalk, Wipes Hands on Bystander, Pulls Knife
A couple was sitting on a bench in the middle of Union Square at about 5:45 p.m. Saturday when a drunk man unzipped his pants and started urinating on the sidewalk, according to a police report.
Man Accused of Touching Himself in Market Basket Parking Lot
It was a busy Friday afternoon in the Market Basket parking lot when a woman, accompanied by her 19-year-old daughter and her daughter's friend, parked next to a blue 2003 Ford Taurus, according to an account in a Somerville police report. Inside the Taurus, according to the woman's account in the police report, a 54-year-old Cambridge man was touching himself.
Police: Man Broke Leg Running From Cops Who Weren't Chasing Him
iPhones have GPS tracking devices, and a 20-year-old Somerville man learned that lesson the hard way, according to accounts in Somerville police reports.
Somerville Teen Offers People Ride With Stolen Cab, Says Report
An unlicensed Somerville teenager with a stolen taxi cab tried to give a group of people a ride in it, according to a Somerville police report.
Police: Alleged Prostitute Kicks Undercover Cop in Crotch
A 41-year-old Somerville woman being arrested on prostitution charges kicked an undercover officer in the "groin/testicular region" in an attempt to escape, according to a Somerville police report.
Man Arrested for Allegedly Shaking His Genitals at Neighbor
Somerville police arrested a Beacon Street resident on April 15 after he allegedly exposed himself to a neighbor. According to a police report, he grabbed his genitals and waved them around "in a circular motion" after his neighbor asked him to stop making noise in the middle of the night.
Detectives Plan Fake Sex and Drugs Party, Make Two Arrests
A Somerville detective told a suspected drug-dealing prostitute he was planning a sex and drugs party, and he asked her to help supply both items, according to a police report.
Angry Man Arrested for Throwing Coffee at Dunkin' Donuts Worker
After ordering a small hot coffee and a donut at a Union Square Dunkin' Donuts, and paying with a $50 bill, a 35-year-old Boston man allegedly became so irate that he threw the hot coffee at his server, according to a police report.